dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

(Source: alsocool)

grimelords:

If I’ve learned anything from Jack Black, and I like to think I’ve learned a great deal, it’s that the secret to guitar noises with your mouth is not in nyow nyeeows but in bliddley bliddely blayows

vylla-art:

That one time Bucky found out how Steve “died”.

vylla-art:

That one time Bucky found out how Steve “died”.

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phantomrose96:

You know what I appreciate about the Supernatural pilot? After Jess dies there are dozens of police officers, firefighters, and onlookers swarming the scene, and yet Sam’s in the back evaluating which assault rifle feels best in his hands.

Like “Agent Green, aren’t you…

shubbabang:

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consent is a hell of a thing aint it

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor)

claricechiarasorcha:

When The Avengers came out I wanted Clint and Natasha to be secret!married so bad, but now after The Winter Soldier I want it even more because Steve finds out and then his first thought is oh my god I kissed a married woman and he doesn’t know whether or not to confess because it was work-related but his conscience is eating away at him and finally he gives in but then he just can’t because Clint’s laughing so damn hard he can’t even hear himself speaking.

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

what if phones used autocorrect to make all of your texts classy like instead of “stfu bro” it would send “brother, your input is not appreciated at this time” and everyone would sound dapper as fuck

officialunitedstates:

nice guys finish last but nicer guys finish second to last because they let someone else have the honor of finishing last