Struggling at the Bottom of the Pool

Jennifer, call me Jenn.
18 with a driver's license to wield and a college acceptance on the line.

There isn't much of a story to tell here, but I'm trying to find the words anyway.

comraderogers:

Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’

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50c:

Came so quick, the sex tape was a vine

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baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

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africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.

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truestrength525:

pardonmewhileipanic:

Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal

This is amazingg

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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boyvstheworld:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

webuiltthepyramids:

longlivetheshamy:

posttraumaticgrowth:

giggly-kitkats:

PREACH IT, PENNY!

God bless you Penny <3

All the awards to Miss Penny. 

Having sex does not make you an adult and being a virgin does not make you a child.

HALLE-FUCKIN-LUJAH

I hate this show but Penny is pretty boss.

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joshpeckofficial:

literallyrad:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

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take this picture down immediately

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deaths-impala:

sielumia:

deaths-impala:

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

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uhm…guys?

that two-timing son of a bitch

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dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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